My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”


my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad



when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

yeah okay we talked about this in english and guys would have tons of gay sex bc they thought like guy on guy was the manliest thing you could do, like 1 dick? yeah thats cool but have you ever had sex with twO DICKS THATS MY SHIT MAN SO MASCULINE

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Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

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that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

The horrifying thing is that this is true.



a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!

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u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT